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profsparky Jan 13, 2011 13:55

Lord, y'all. My grandmother is, as I type, complaining about "the liberal media" and extolling the alleged virtues of Sarah Palin. The other day she was talking about sympathizing with the TeabaggersTea Party. As if I needed more reasons not to take her seriously.

So glad I'm moving. SO GLAD OMG.

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Hahaha, I already had a Gaston tag!!! Wat.

profsparky Jan 05, 2011 16:35

Okay, y'all. Prepare for the weirdest fucking dream ever. So in this dream, I was Belle from Beauty and the Beast. We were having some kind of weird pre-wedding party that made no sense. People I know from real life were there, made up diplomats from I-Have-No-Idea-landia were there, as well as an assortment of other people. Including a ( Read more... )

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Ugh.

profsparky Sep 26, 2009 14:36

I'm just gonna leave these here. Holy fuck, these people are scary. My only consolation is that since these... people are Christian (allegedly, at least), they're all going straight to hell. (And here's where I'm specifically not going to rant about proselytizing/trying to convert people and how much I loathe it and want to punch people for it ( Read more... )

needs moar loki tags, tags i will surely use often, wtf, what, hades is not james woods irl, needs moar loki, people suck, seriously what

Oh god how did this get here, I am not good with breakfast food.

profsparky Apr 26, 2009 13:40

My omelet smells like goldfish crackers. Why does my omelet smell like goldfish crackers, somebody please tell me. Oh god.

Thanks a lot, caf guy.

lol okay, i accidentally, seriously what, om nom nom, what, oh god how did this get here

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profsparky Dec 09, 2008 10:20

Chinese girl gets "kiss of deaf" LOLWHUT ( Read more... )

batblowjobs, thank you for bein' a friend, i will never tell you about the duck tag, i can't believe it's not butter, wtf, ducks, i am the dancing queen, in the news, gratuitous batman tag, every post is a batman post, tag madness!, seriously what, actually not a rickroll, riddle me this, what, what the hell does the duck tag mean?, orly?, who cares?, sparky's talking about boring shit again, mudkips, what the shit is this?, whatever, lawls

Lolcry forever

profsparky Oct 02, 2008 18:07

Oh, Heathus, I just had another Creepy James encounter ( Read more... )

oooooooooo noooooooo, creepy james sightings, what just happened, oh shit get the fuck out, scaredylulz, what, oh noes, what the shit is this?, irl, seriously what, lawls, porkchop sandwiches

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profsparky Sep 30, 2008 18:09

So, does anyone actually have non-shitty parents and/or a non-shitty significant other? I mean, I have one awesome parent and one usually pretty good parent. (And no S.O., obvs.) But lately everyone around me's parents are being shitty/especially shitty (depending on the baseline shittiness of the particular parents), and so are their boy/girl/ ( Read more... )

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profsparky Sep 24, 2008 17:10

Ugh. Thank you Dante and English class, for reminding me (as if I needed it) why I'm not a Christian. >:| Also, Girl in Class, maybe you should not call the teacher a prostitute.

Yeah. This is gonna be fun.

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Writer's Block: Autumn Begins

profsparky Sep 22, 2008 20:31

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profsparky Sep 04, 2008 12:23

D: There was fruit in my grilled cheese sandwich. Why was there fruit in my grilled cheese sandwich? D:

eww, this is why we can't have nice things, seriously what, no, what, fail